Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Musings on Charmin
I don't think many people recognize the power toilet paper has over a three-year-old. It has unequaled capabilities to lure him to itself, promising limitless happiness and causing him to throw aside with reckless abandon past admonishments and discipline, all to enjoy the sensation of unrolling the entire roll and dropping 66 linear feet of two-ply softness into the toilet bowl. Few things so irresistible can be bought for under ten dollars.
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How much does it cost to clear a clogged toilet? Blake was never so interested in the stuff on the roll, but I finally horrified Lane into closing the stupid lid when I sent Blake in to see her, his two-year-old hands holding the paper he'd plucked from the bowl.
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