How Potty Training Changed My Life

• Every time I see something small and brown on the floor, my first thought is that it is a turd.
• My cleanliness standards have diminished, slightly.  Yet I still clean the toilet seat several times a week.
• I actually cried tears of joy when Tjabe pooped on the toilet for the first time.
• My two new mottos that keep me sane: "Urine is sterile" and "With enough soap, everything washes off."
• Tjabe consistently incorporates "potty talk" into our dinner prayers: "Dear God, thank you for this food and that I go poop and pee on the potty but sometimes not at the same time and then I get cherries and to watch a movie and I don't go poop in my underwear because then I get a cold shower."